Ever wonder what young, educated guys in the 1850s did with all their free time before video games and the internet? According to George Yellott, they formed clubs dedicated to the 'art' of doing absolutely nothing of consequence. 'The Funny Philosophers' is a forgotten comic gem that follows the misadventures of Harry Vane and his circle of friends in Baltimore.

The Story

The 'Wags' of the title are Harry and his buddies, members of the 'Metaphysical Club.' Their philosophy is simple: work is vulgar, and the highest purpose in life is to be witty, well-dressed, and permanently unattached. They spend their days lounging, making fun of everyone (especially hardworking people), and flirting with the 'Sweethearts'—the young women of their social circle. The plot kicks in when Harry, the ringleader, meets the intelligent and perceptive Grace Leslie. For the first time, his practiced routines and clever jokes don't work. She challenges him, and he finds himself actually caring what she thinks. The novel becomes a battle between his lazy, cynical club identity and the possibility of a real, grown-up connection. Can a 'Funny Philosopher' ever stop performing and become an honest man?

Why You Should Read It

I picked this up expecting a dusty old period piece and was blown away by how much I laughed. Yellott's humor is sharp and observant. He perfectly skewers a type of person we all know: the guy who's too clever for his own good and uses humor as a shield. Harry Vane is a fantastic character—you alternately want to shake him and cheer for him. The dialogue crackles with wit, and the social maneuvering feels as tense and funny as any modern sitcom. Beyond the laughs, there's a real heart here. It's about that moment when you have to decide whether to keep hiding behind a persona or step into the messy, rewarding reality of life.

Final Verdict

This book is a treat for anyone who loves classic comedy with bite. If you enjoy Jane Austen's social satire or the witty banter of Oscar Wilde, you'll find a kindred spirit in George Yellott. It's also perfect for historical fiction readers who want a break from brooding heroes and epic battles—this is the lively, gossipy, hilarious side of the 19th century. A truly delightful and rediscovered surprise.